Funny Birthday Wishes, Quotes & Messages

Here are the best collections of funny birthday wishes and messages. Share these funny wishes with the birthday boy/girl. And also share on Whatsapp status, Facebook, Instagram, and other social media platforms.

Those aren’t gray hairs you see. They’re strands of birthday glitter growing out of your head.

Happy birthday to my funny husband! Every day spent with you is full of laughter, smiles, and joy! You make me happier than I ever could’ve imagined!

Funny Birthday Wishes

Funny Birthday Wishes & Messages

Congratulations on reaching a new level in the game called life. Have a fun birthday!

We thought we would get the right amount of candles to put on your cake this year but quickly ran out of space.

Happy birthday to someone who is totally hot. Maybe you should blow out all those candles!

I must be insane because I don’t know anyone else crazy enough to endure you! Happy birthday, bestie!

Birthdays are like cheese. They stink more the older they get.

May your Facebook wall be filled with birthday wishes from people you’ve never met haven’t seen in years, or genuinely couldn’t care less about.

Everyone grows old but not everyone can grow wise. Please don’t be sad, my friend. Not everyone needs wisdom too. Happy Birthday!

Happy birthday to a beautiful, funny, and charismatic friend of mine who reminds me a lot of myself in many ways! We’re so similar that it’s no wonder we get along so well!

Seeing as I usually forget everyone’s birthdays, you should consider it a miracle that I’m sending you this message.

Please don’t retouch my wrinkles. It took me so many birthdays to earn them.

Here’s to another year of our silly shenanigans! Happy birthday to my crazy bestie.

There’s really only one true birthday. The rest are simply anniversaries of the day of a person’s birth.

The secret to staying young is make-up… make up an age, then stick with it!

Age is just a number, just like your salary. They keep increasing every year! So, why feel sad for one and happy for the other. Cheers to your birthday!

Happy birthday from your beautiful, wonderful, and super funny sister!

It’s about time one of us turned 18! Drinks are on you, then! Happy Birthday!

We may need to call the fire department to help blow out all those candles. Happy birthday!

Birthdays are like vacations. You don’t have one too often and they come and go too quickly.

I’ve reached an age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me.

Hope you will not get sad over the number of candles on your cake. Many happy returns of the day, my love.

Happy birthday to my gorgeous girlfriend who really lucked out in the boyfriend department! You’re a very lucky girl to have someone as wonderful and as funny as me!

Don’t let your age get you down, it won’t be long until you are allowed to start learning to drive. But until then, on your bike!

Let’s get to the real reason to celebrate cake! Happy birthday, BFF.

Getting older is just part of life… and the other parts are even worse.

Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.

Happy birthday, love. I thought of getting you the best present ever. Sadly, I’m too big to fit in the gift box.

Happy birthday to my husband who is smart, funny, and gorgeous, and who reminds me a lot of myself! I guess that’s why we make the perfect pair because we share so many wonderful similarities!

To my brother who still owes me several big ones. I didn’t get you a gift this year, so let’s call it even.

I’m sure you feel pretty lucky to call me a friend. Not everyone is as fortunate as you. Happy birthday!

Sorry, I missed your birthday… hopefully you’ll have another one next year…

Age doesn’t make you forgetful: having too many stupid things to remember makes you forgetful!

You have officially gotten past the teenage years. It’s time to be mature and stop expecting birthday gifts from people. Happy Birthday!

Happy birthday to my crazy, funny, and quirky younger sister! You’re lucky to have a cool elder sister like me to keep you sane!

Don’t you think it’s about time we grew up a bit and stopped painting the town? I know exactly what you’ll say. Next year.

Happy birthday, bestie. I hope you’re not looking for a present because my presence is my precious gift to you.

It wasn’t my fault… Facebook forgot to remind me about your birthday!

Don’t let aging get you down… it’s too hard to get back up again!

Happy birthday, don’t be sad. At least you are not as old as you are going to be the next year. Be happy thinking about that!

Happy birthday to my funny, crazy, and wonderful boyfriend! We’re a match made in heaven, my love!

Oh yeah, one more year to annoy everyone you know. Happy Birthday, anyway!…

May all your birthday wishes come true — except for the illegal ones.

You’re amazing, wise, super cool, fantastic, brilliant, intelligent – but don’t get too excited. I’m only saying all these things because I’m a couple of days late! Happy birthday!

You’re 60? That’s only 16 in Celsius. Happy birthday!

You have been here for a long time, perhaps since the age of the cave people. No wonder why you are so backdated. Happy Birthday!

Happy birthday to the funniest guy I know: my brother! I hope you have a day that’s as funny and as hilarious as you are!

Happy Birthday, you’re closer to seeing another century pass.

We’ve been friends for so long I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence! Happy birthday!

Life was meant to be celebrated more often than just one day a year. Man, you’re missing opportunities the other 364 days!

Happy birthday! And remember you’re not [insert age] …you’re 18 with [XX] years’ experience.

Thanks for visiting us, Enjoy the birthday party. Keep smile be happy.