101+ Insulting Birthday Wishes For Best Friend & Quotes

Here are the best collections of insulting birthday wishes for best friend and messages. Wish you your best friend. Make him/her a special memorable birthday day. Also share on Whatsapp status, Facebook, Instagram, and other social media platforms.

It’s not your fault, buddy. No one can help the fact that you’re growing old. Haha! So you might as well enjoy it while you can.

How long has it been since you’ve taken a bath? The reason why I’m asking this is that you smell awful. Happy birthday and go take a shower at least today.

Since I don’t believe much in birthday surprises, let me tell you beforehand that I’m going to come to your place and expect to be treated with the best of drinks and a great party. Happy birthday and thanks in advance!

There are two types of people in the world; one who gives birthday parties happily and one who goes underground on the birthday. You know very well about which category you belong to. Happy birthday!

My heartfelt condolences for you not being able to make even a single girlfriend so far and I know you’ll take this record forward. Be prepared to get into an arranged marriage. Happy birthday, loser.

Insulting Birthday Wishes for Best Friend

I am here with you to mourn the loss of your youth. Happy birthday!

Dear friends, Happy birthday to one of my dearest friends. Have you noticed that I have not gotten “older”?

Dear best friend, I hope your birthday is everything you want and more. I can’t even express how lucky I feel to be able to celebrate this occasion with you. Happy Birthday!

Smile as much as you can because seeing your smiling face makes my day. Wishing you a very happy birthday with lots of love. Enjoy the day!

When nothing goes right, I go to you. You’re my go-to person at every hour. Happy birthday.

I hope you’re enjoying your special day doing whatever it is you want!

Have you really grown wiser this year or are you acting up because it’s your birthday today? Happy birthday!

Twenty-one and still a virgin! How is it even possible for a pervert like you? Don’t worry, I’ve bought a s*x toy for you as your Birthday gift. Happy birthday, friend.

I know there’s no use in asking for a birthday party from you since I’ve not gotten one ever since we are friends. Happy birthday to the world’s most parsimonious person.

Hey buddy, how about a sex doll as your birthday gift? Because I am sick and tired of your perpetual horny nature. Happy birthday you sick freak!

Have you started getting calls from the AARP yet? Or maybe the local funeral home? Well, better get started. Happy birthday!

I hope you are aware of that friend vs 10 million dollars meme? If I was to choose between the two, I’d have chosen dollars over you. Happiest birthday!

When I look at you, I can’t think of the worst part of getting older – because everything about it seems equally bad. Happy birthday.

Hey friend, if I get a chance to choose between you and 100 million dollars I would definitely choose the later one. Why the hell would I choose a broke friend like you? Happy birthday.

I’m so grateful for your friendship. Cheers to another year around the sun. Happy Birthday!

Happy birthday to my long-time, long-distance best friend! I’m sending all my best wishes your way today as you celebrate your very special day!

We’ve made so many wonderful memories together. Cheers to many more. Happy birthday!

Today is your birthday! May you receive even more blessings than you ask for, and may all good things continue to come your way. Happy birthday!

Age may seem like just a number, but look in the mirror and you’ll change your mind. Happy birthday!

Everyone ages like a bottle of wine. Some ages like a fine wine and some turn into vinegar. My friend, you are the latter one. Happy birthday!

There are two types of people in the world; one who gives birthday parties happily and one who goes underground on the birthday. You know very well which category you belong to. Happy birthday!

On your birthday, May god sucks out happiness from your life and make you beg even for a penny. Happy birthday my parsimonious friend!

My dear friend, may your special day be full of beautiful, magical, and unforgettable moments!

I hope you’re ready to party because no best friend of mine is going to have a birthday less than epic. This will no doubt be a very happy birthday.

Happy birthday to my fabulous, witty, kind, brilliant best friend. There is no one else I’d rather spend the day with. Let’s celebrate and have lots of fun!

Today, I am wishing a very happy birthday to my BFF!

Happy birthday my lovely friend I wish you every happiness your hurt can hold here is another fabulous year of life you are simply the best

Hey, are you going to accompany us in having vodka shots? It would be better if you don’t as with age, one’s drinking capacity gets affected and your liver won’t be able to handle it thereafter. Happy birthday, old bud!

Tell me, what was it like when dinosaurs were still around? Haha, just kidding. Happy birthday!

We make such a great team—me with my good looks, charm, and intelligence, and you with your ability to be such a great friend to me. Happy birthday!

I still wonder how on the earth an extrovert guy like you became the friend of an introvert like me. Whatever happens, happens for the good. Happy birthday, friend!

You’re one year closer to a senior discount. Congratulations!

Do you know why I came to your birthday party? Because I wanted to impress my taste buds with the food being served over here. Haha, happy birthday!

congratulations! Another birthday and you’re still in great shape! This shows that the healthy rules of life are an outdated concept! Happy Birthday!

If you don’t take the pledge of cutting your weight this birthday I won’t bring a birthday cake for you. Happy birthday my cute fatty friend!

You are amazing, wise, super cool, fantastic, brilliant, and intelligent—but don’t get too excited. I’m only saying all these things because it’s your birthday today.

I’m a very busy person and you must consider yourself lucky as I remember your birthday, not everyone gets the same treatment. Happy birthday stupid!

Happy, happy birthday! You deserve all the cakes, love, hugs, and happiness today. Enjoy your day, my friend!

I wish you love and joy. Thank you for being my best friend.

Haha, you’ve turned 18 today. I remember the times when we used to fight when we were kids and you always cried like a crying baby. Happy birthday!

My life was beautiful then you entered it and everything become so gloomy. You seem like a curse on my life but still, I love you. Happy birthday my lousy friend!

Happy birthday! Just as a reminder, I think it’s time for you to get Life Alert.

My best buddy, I am so happy for you, May you stay blessed and get everything new, On this special birthday of yours, Wish you a happy birthday! Have a lovely day!

A day all about my best friend’s awesomeness? Sign me up! Happy birthday.

Happy birthday, best friend! I hope you enjoy your special day to the fullest.

Angels are few, and so are you. And that is what makes you so special. Many Many Happy Returns of the day. Have an amazing day and an even more amazing year ahead.

Here’s wishing you a birthday filled with blessings: the gold at the end of the rainbow, many four-leafed clovers, and the love of a good family. Happy birthday!

Today I’m shouting from the rooftops that it’s my best friend’s birthday, hooray!

A special day to say that I care. A special way to say that I am there, In everything you desire, Will be with you forever, Happy birthday my bestie! Stay blessed in life.

I hope your birthday is full of sunshine and rainbows, love, and laughter! Sending many good wishes to you on your special day.

I don’t know who are those people who give sensible advice to their friends if some problem arises as you only increase the level of my problems. Happy birthday to the biggest problem creator of my life.

OLD is an abbreviation for Obsolete, Lazy, and Dull. Congratulations on turning one-year OLDer.

You are an ass of all trades but master of not a single thing. Happiest birthday to the most useless friend in this world.

Do you remember the last time I told you that you were an amazing person? Of course, you don’t, because you’re growing old and your memory is failing you. On that note, have a great birthday today.

I wanted to write some appreciative message for you but I failed at writing it as there’s nothing to appreciate in you. Wishing a very happy birthday to you.

Happy birthday to a special person, brings so much joy to my heart! I cherish every moment that we spend together dear, and I wish you never-ending happiness! HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Happy Birthday to my best friend forever. I love you, rain, or shine babe.

Happy Birthday to my Bestie! Wishing the happiest of birthdays to my favorite human.

A best friend isn’t simply someone you can have fun with and hang out together, a best friend is that loyal person you can always count on no matter what and trust with all of your secrets.

Enjoy your special day to the fullest, bestie!

Dear friend, what is the point of celebrating your birthday when you are moving one step closer to death? I wish you a happy birthday!

Happiest birthday to the most grasping friend of mine. May God gives all your money to me so that I can throw myself a party at least.

I feel bad making age-related jokes because you’re actually pretty old. Happy birthday!

I’ve been thinking about what to gift you on your birthday for the last one week and finally, I’ve reached a conclusion. I’m going to gift you the title of being lazy, it’ll suit you the best. Happy birthday to the laziest.

Are you going to use your birthday as an excuse to get totally wasted? Because I’m in. Happy birthday!

The key reason I desperately wait for your birthday is that it is the only day when you throw me a party. What a nincompoop you are! Happy birthday dear friend!

We know you’re growing old, but you’ll always be young on the inside. Happy birthday, champ.

Every time I see a monkey, I think about you as you both resemble in appearance as well as in actions. Happy birthday!

Very good On your birthday, smile, all you can …! It’s great for wrinkles! Congratulations!

Numerous birthdays have passed but there is no sign of maturity in you. When will god spare me from you? Happy birthday to the shittiest yet loveliest friend!

We know that you’re becoming dull and forgetful with age but don’t you forget to give us some birthday cake. Happy birthday!

How are you even celebrating your birthday? You are one year closer to your death now. Haha, happy birthday!

How long has it been since you’ve taken a bath? The reason why I’m asking this is that you smell awful. Happy birthday and go take a shower at least today.

You are one of the most handsome, intellectual, and kind-hearted friends. What I just said is purely fictional and has nothing to do with real-life events. Happy birthday, friend! Heaps of hugs to you.

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