101+ Happy Birthday Funny Wishes Quotes & Messages

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There’s nothing to be worried about getting old. Look at you; you are old and still doing great. Happy Birthday, dear oldy.

May you live to be so old that the very sight of you terrifies babies and ex-lovers. Happy birthday!

I always limit my budget on buying birthday gifts according to what that person gave me as a gift on my birthday. Enjoy your gift of nothing!

Happy birthday to one of the few people whose birthday I can remember without a Facebook reminder.

I believe you forgot my birthday present last year, so now I’m returning the favor. Happy Birthday!

I was trying to think of a funny birthday message for you, my cousin brother, but everyone knows that you’re the one with all the jokes. So, why don’t you just go ahead and wish yourself a happy birthday from me!

Happy Birthday Funny Wishes

Congratulations on reaching a new level in the game called life. Have a fun birthday!

It’s your birthday, the anniversary of the day you triumphantly escaped from your mother’s womb. So, that’s pretty cool.

A wise man once said, “Forget about your past, you cannot change it”. I’d like to add: “Forget about your present, I didn’t get you one”.

Happy birthday, my dear husband you’re funny, sweet, simply the best you make me laugh and smile you’re better than all the rest!

You have been alive for so many years, and all you have gained in life is a big fat belly. That’s a big achievement for the loser. Happy Birthday!

They say take every birthday with a grain of salt. I say take it with a whole bunch of salt, and bonus points if it accompanies a very large margarita. Make yours a double. Happy birthday!

Forget about the past, you can’t change it. Forget about the future, you can’t predict it. Forget about the present, I didn’t get you one.

Happy Birthday to a [Mom/Dad] who’s smart and funny and good-looking, from a [daughter/son] who inherited all your best qualities.

I’m wishing a very happy birthday to you today, bro! I’ve spent so many years laughing at you and I’m sure that I’ll spend many more laughing with you! I’m so lucky to have a funny younger brother like you!

Everyone grows old but not everyone can grow wise. Please don’t be sad, my friend. Not everyone needs wisdom too. Happy Birthday!

Happy birthday! I hope you celebrate this birthday the way you celebrated the first one, naked and screaming.

May your Facebook wall be filled with birthday wishes from people you’ve never met haven’t seen in years, or genuinely couldn’t care less about.

It’s OK to light the candles on your birthday cake now; I’ve already alerted the fire department.

No other brother Is as funny as you unless you count me which I guess I do! I’m wishing you the best and happiest birthday possible, bro!

Age is just a number, just like your salary. They keep increasing every year! So, why feel sad for one and happy for the other? Cheers to your birthday!

Forget about the past you can’t change, the future you can’t predict, and definitely forget about the present because I didn’t get you one. Happy birthday!

On your birthday don’t forget to set goals that are sky high and spend the rest of the year miserably trying to build a rocket to get there.

You know, they say that age is really all in the mind. The key is to prevent it from trickling down into your body.

As your husband, it’s my responsibility to make you smile and laugh on your birthday each year… Luckily for me, that’s super easy since I’m already a naturally funny guy!
Happy birthday, my sweet wife!

Happy birthday! May your heart today be as full as your Facebook wall will be with birthday messages from people you’ve never spoken to.

You’re a really hard individual to shop for… so I didn’t get you anything. Happy birthday!

Congratulations on being born a really long time ago.

A husband like me who’s so fantastic can too be both funny and romantic! Happy birthday, My lovely wife!

You are just as annoying as you were on day one. Stay the same and have a happy birthday!

Everyone gets to be young once. Today it’s official, your turn is over. Happy birthday!

You’re how old?! Better take that cake outdoors to light the candles! Have a very happy birthday.

Little bro, if I can give you any advice as your wise elder sibling it would simply be to live in the moment and enjoy each day of your youth. Trust me, when you get as old and withered as me you’ll be glad that you did! Happy birthday, dude!

Happy birthday, love. I thought of getting you the best present ever. Sadly, I’m too big to fit in the gift box.

Friends celebrate friends on their birthdays. Real friends get you drunk on your birthday. Good thing for you I’m the second kind.

Happy birthday to the only person I would rescue in the event of a zombie apocalypse.

Congratulations, you’ve finally reached the wonder years… wonder where your car is parked? Wonder where you left your phone? Wonder where your glasses are? Wonder what day it is?

Having a smart, funny, and wonderful person as a best friend must be something truly special and a great gift in itself. You really are quite lucky, my man!

You have officially gotten past the teenage years. It’s time to be mature and stop expecting birthday gifts from people. Happy Birthday!

It’s your birthday, you know what that means. Time for you to smile awkwardly while friends and family botch your birthday song. Good times!

Smart, good-looking, and funny. But enough about me. Happy birthday!

When I have a birthday I take the day off. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off.

Someone as uniquely smart and as funny as you, my friend, deserves an equally unique and hilarious birthday! I’m wishing you a day that’s both full of laughs and many touching, memorable moments!
Happy birthday to you, my best bud!

Happy birthday, don’t be sad. At least you are not as old as you are going to be the next year. Be happy thinking about that!

I mean, you have ME so I don’t know what else you have to wish for…but go off I guess…Happy birthday!

It is scientifically proven that people who have more birthdays live longer.

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

Happy birthday to a beautiful, funny, and charismatic friend of mine who reminds me a lot of myself in many ways! We’re so similar that it’s no wonder we get along so well!

You have been here for a long time, perhaps since the age of the cave people. No wonder why you are so backdated. Happy Birthday!

Is it hotter in here than usual? Must be all the candles on your cake. Happy birthday!

Right, let’s get you so drunk that you end up believing it’s my birthday and buying me drinks all night.

Don’t stress about your eyesight failing as you get older. It’s nature’s way of protecting you from shock as you walk past the mirror. Happy birthday!! You only look as old as the last selfie you took.

Happy birthday, girlfriend!
I know you don’t think cheesy birthday wishes are funny but I just want you to know that I think you’re great! Sorry, I just couldn’t help myself!

It’s a very good day to identify all the liars around you. Don’t get fooled by the one that tells you, you are still young and beautiful. Happy Birthday

Fun fact: Having a good birthday is 90% mental and 10% alcohol. Start the pouring, and happy birthday!

Happy birthday! Can you believe we used to think people our age were adults and had their life in order?

You’ve got more than half a century of accumulated knowledge and wisdom! That would be awesome… if you could remember any of it.

Happy birthday, my dear girlfriend! I hope you have a truly wonderful day!

Whatever doesn’t kill you makes you older and uglier. Yes, that’s life, my dear. Don’t be fooled by the illusions. Happy Birthday!

Happy birthday! I think it’s great… how you used to be young.

Happy birthday – I’m so glad you’ll always be older than me!

You know, I would be a whole lot more excited about you turning one year older if I was in your will. Happy Birthday!

Sooner than you think, there will be no point in coloring your hair; it’s all going to start falling out, and then you will have to buy a wig anyway. So stop worrying about the inevitable.
I wish you a spectacular and funny birthday and many more amazing days to come, dear friend!

You might be getting bigger, but sure as hell, your intelligence isn’t. Enjoy the birthday anyway.

Happy birthday! I’m really glad you were born today. My life would be so totally boring without you there to watch.

Remember that growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional!

Happy birthday to someone who has attended more birthday parties for kids than adults this year.

Happy birthday to my gorgeous girlfriend who really lucked out in the boyfriend department! You’re a very lucky girl to have someone as wonderful and as funny as me!

There’s no shame in thinking like a teenage boy when you are old as the hills. Wishing you a Happy Birthday. May you live long!

To an amazing friend on their birthday, my only regret is not meeting you sooner so I could have annoyed you longer. Happy birthday!

Birthdays are like spotting Bigfoot. You really do want to see them but you’re a little afraid of what they’ll look like…

I thought you might need some help with the candles. Happy Birthday!

Hope you will not get sad over the number of candles on your cake. Many happy returns of the day, my love.

Over the years, there have been many times that I secretly wondered if you were adopted, wishing you might be my brother from another mother, but deep down I knew you were really my brother. I always held onto that little bit of hope that it might be true, though! Happy birthday to your beautiful, wonderful, and super funny sister!

A man is as big as his imagination and as old as his age. True for you. Happy Birthday. I’m glad that you still have your teeth.

Your birthday is becoming a serious fire hazard. Blow them out! Quick! Oh, and happy birthday!

. If you look back through all the years you’ve lived, the first thing you’ll notice is that you need a telescope.

Don’t let aging get you down… it’s too hard to get back up again!

Happy birthday, my love! You are so much more than simply a mother and wife; you’re our constant source of happiness and laughter! May you have a fab and funny birthday that fills you with the same joy that you bring to us!

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