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A husband is a male in a marital relationship, who may also be referred to as a partner. The rights and responsibilities of a husband regarding his spouse and others, and his status in the community and in law, vary between societies and cultures and have changed over time.
Youth and vitality are words that I think of when it comes to someone else. Not you, Husband! Happy Birthday!
Don’t worry about the party that I am giving as we will keep celebrating until the last hair on your head. Happy birthday, sweetheart!
Happy birthday, my dear husband. You’re funny, sweet, and simply the best. You make me laugh and smile. You’re better than the rest!
I’m so glad that we’ll grow old together. Especially since you’ll always have a head start. Happy Birthday, Love!
You should be pleased that you have the most awesome wife in the entire world. It should be your best gift ever. Happy birthday, dear Husband!
Funny Birthday Wishes For Husband
Happy birthday to the only person I would rescue in the event of a zombie apocalypse.
Happy birthday, my dear husband you’re funny, sweet, and simply the best you make me laugh and smile you’re better than all the rest!
Your birthday is important to me, Husband! It means you are off the couch for one day out of the year!
Your birthday has finally come to an end so go and clean the kitchen. Happy birthday, sweetie!
From our first drink together to our last, I’ll never regret sharing a table with you. Happy Birthday, Husband!
Wishing a fantastic birthday to my special man! No one else would take you, so I guess I would better plan for a lifetime together!
I love you for so many reasons, and today you’re giving me an excuse to eat cake, so it’s really over the top. Happy Birthday!
Happy birthday to my husband who is intelligent, funny, and gorgeous, and who reminds me a lot of myself! I guess that’s why we make the perfect pair because we share so many wonderful similarities!
You’re the best husband a lady could hope for. Kind, handsome, charming, and clever. If only were also tall. Not to worry, 4 out of 5 boxes is not bad at all! Happy Birthday!
I love you more than cake and candles combined. Happy birthday to my one and only husband!
Here’s to a husband who still likes to embrace his inner bad boy… without ever leaving the couch. Happy Birthday!
I used to think that husbands are to protect wives from danger. But the irony is I had to protect you from a cockroach. Happy birthday!
Happy birthday, my lovely husband! I’ll be honest, I thought about teasing you on your birthday this year. After all, as your funny wife, not only is it expected from me but it’s kinda my responsibility, too!
You suck at aging! Can you at least try to look older? Happy birthday, Handsome!
You’re a wonderful husband but a horrible cook you stole an awesome wife like me, you sure are a crook But on your big day I just want you to know I’ll wait until you’re a bit older before I go!
My dearest husband, the moment I made my mind to be your wife I meant business. I want to be with you for the rest of my life. Happy birthday!
Husband, you are like mac-n-cheese. It’s very cheesy, but also very comforting. Today let’s relax and enjoy your birthday!
Happy birthday to the man who makes me laugh every day so hard when I cry tears of joy. May we always be as excited as we are today.
Sorry, babe, but I can’t help you blow out your candles today — you’ve taken all my breath away! Happy birthday.
For better or for worse even if sometimes you might annoy me you’re the husband I want today, tomorrow, forever you always have been and you always will be! I’m sending you birthday wishes filled with lots of love on your special day this year, my dear!
You should be glad that you have got the most awesome wife in the whole world. It should be your best gift. Happy Birthday, Husband.
I know we have been through a lot. Our parents may as well disapprove of us getting married but now that you know how stubborn I can be, you should be ready to never get what you want from me. Happy birthday, sweetheart!
Most of the year you spoil me. Today, it’s payback time! Happy Birthday, Hon.
No worries, baby! With every new wrinkle, my love is growing beyond your fleeting good looks. Happy birthday, my world!
Remember, on your birthday, calories don’t count, hangovers evaporate, work deadlines can be missed and your kids can take care of themselves. Happy birthday!
I wondered what gift I should get for such a sweet, loving husband on your birthday but then I realized something… What more could you possibly want or need when you have a wonderful wife like me! Happy birthday, my love!
You never fail to annoy me every chance you get. But I think that’s the whole dynamic of our marriage. You do the annoying and I do the blowing up. I wouldn’t have it any other way. I love you, husband. I hope you have a great birthday!
I love the way you stick to me… that’s how I want us to be sticky because it’s easy to be together every minute of our time. Happy birthday!
A yearly reminder, dear Husband, to be careful about laughing about my choices. After all, you’re one of them. Happy Birthday!
You always frustrate me, irritate me, you make me crazy, and that’s how I want it to be all throughout my life. Happy birthday, sweetheart.
I’m so glad that we’ll grow old together. Especially since you’ll always have a head start. Happy Birthday, Love!
Today is your birthday but to tell you the truth, I’m the real winner because I ended up with a husband like you! Happy birthday, my love!
You are the best husband a girl can think about. You are smart, handsome and almost 2 meters. Yes, your height has always been my weakness. Love you, my basketball player. Happy birthday!
I forgot to get you a fancy gift this birthday, though I have to do something sentimental. I have bought you a whole new red outfit that I want you to rock out with at work tomorrow. Happy birthday!
Honey, did you ever realize that you’re just like red pepper, you get spicier with every year? Happy Birthday to my feisty husband!
Dear, hubby, the kids now have been counting the grey hair in your beard, but I am counting your awesome birthday celebration we spent together. Have a lovely birthday!
Dear Hubby, I wanted to get you something special for your birthday but you already have the best gift ever … ME!
Happy birthday to my handsome husband who still isn’t showing his age, or acting it either! I guess really I’m lucky my hubby hasn’t changed and that he’s still the same great man I met and fell in love with all those years ago!
You are such a handsome, loyal and annoying husband. I put that last one in there so you’d know I was telling the truth.
I think I am the luckiest child of God because he gave me ‘’Mr. Know it all’’. Happy birthday, darling!
Hey Hubby, for your birthday, I wanted to wish you the very best possible. Then I remembered… you already have me. So no need. Happy Birthday!
You should always be thankful for my love. It is the only thing that has kept me from kicking you all these years. Happy birthday, honey!
Just two words: ‘Happy birthday.’ Well, three more: ‘I love you.’
Happy birthday to my old man, literally! You’re getting older with each passing year, my dear husband. Don’t worry, though, it happens to the best of us eventually! Enjoy this birthday and however many more you have left!
You are simply the best husband in the world. On your birthday, I’m wishing you lots of love, kisses, and hugs. Wonderful birthday darling.
I don’t know how to express my feeling about your sense of possession of me. I just wanted to say you are a crazy big boy. Happy birthday, love!
You may not have the hero physique, strength, or endurance, but no one takes out the garbage quite like you! Happy Birthday to a Super Husband!
I love having very much in my life that makes me laugh unless and until I pee. I love you and I hope your birthday is as outstanding as you are, my dear, husband!
Happy birthday! I love you more than I love chocolate and wine!
Happy birthday, my love! I know it’s your special day today but there’s so much more meaning to it than that… Another birthday
also means another year that we’ve survived each other, hubby! Congratulations to you and more importantly, congratulations to us!
You are by far my favorite husband, no one else comes close. Happy birthday, husband.
My father’s favorite business strategy has taught me a lot. If you can’t beat them, join them. Now that I can’t beat the love you have for me, I will join and love you forever. Happy birthday!
Happy Birthday to a magical husband. You turned me to go with your wizardly smile all those years ago, and I gotta say you still have that magic touch!
Wishing you the best birthday to my entertainer, best friend, soulmate, counselor, partner in crime, and dear husband. I hope this special day exceeds all expectations you’ve pretended not to have.
Happy birthday, peanut butter. I am nuts about you.
Of course, I think you’re beautiful, my handsome husband, but if beauty is in the eye of the beholder then surely that means I’m beautiful too! I guess that’s why we make such a beautiful pair! Happy birthday, hubby!
Wishing my husband Happy Birthday! Usually, I would let someone know that getting older is not such a big deal! In your case, it IS a big deal! Seriously, you should be worried, right now
When it comes to beer, you are a real go-getter. You get a beer and get a spot on the couch if you are sure beer will be available. Happy birthday!
Sometimes, I wonder how you put up with me. I remember that I put up with you too. That means we’re even! Happy Birthday to a husband, companion, and best friend!
Happy birthday to you, my love, You are the smartest man alive on earth and I am the craziest woman alive. You were very smart enough to ask my hand in marriage and I was very crazy enough to say, Yes.
Happy birthday to my forever young partner in crime.
Happy birthday to my hubby! Don’t let getting older get you down, just always remember that no matter how old you become, no matter how many wrinkles or gray hairs start to appear, at least you’ll always have a beautiful, gorgeous, young-looking wife by your side to make up for it!
Happy birthday to you today, my incredible man! You are the sweetest, kindest, and most loving human I know, so I have no idea what I did to deserve a husband like you! I’m a very lucky lady indeed!
Who needs a husband who looks like Ryan Gosling when I have my very own Steve Carell waiting for me at home? (I love Steve Carell, I think he’s hilarious!) Happy birthday, husband. I love you!
We don’t need money to stick together; we just need some good beer and football. Happy birthday!
Marriage is all about teamwork: We talk, we discuss the options, then we both agree to do it my way! But it’s your lucky day since I threw you this awesome party! Happy Birthday!
You are always the golden rule! Treat your wife like a queen on your birthday since it is one of the biggest golden rules because your wife is beautiful.
You have got a birthday wish from someone as special as me, what more can you ask for? Happy birthday!
Happy birthday, my dear husband! You’re not turning another year older, you’re just making me look one-year younger!
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