101+ Funny Birthday Wishes For Best Friend Male

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Best Friend or Best Friends may refer to Someone with whom one shares the strongest type of friendship.

Here’s to another year of laughing until it hurts, dealing with stupid people, and keeping each other moderately sane. Happy birthday best friend!

As a tribute to Katniss in the Hunger Games, I will volunteer if it meant saving your life … AND starring opposite Josh Hutchinson. Nice birthday! May the odds be in your favor forever.

I invited Christian Grey to your birthday party… but since he didn’t RSVP I will have to dole out the birthday spankings myself!! What are we up to this year?? Happy Birthday–now bend over!

It’s your special day today, birthday boy! Just don’t let all of the attention go to your head because after today that attention won’t hang around for long! Happy birthday and best wishes to you today, my dear best friend!

Ferris Mueller is right. “Life passes pretty quickly. You could skip it if you don’t care to look around once in a while. “Happy Birthday.” Do not hesitate to think and look around at all the beautiful things that surround you, and the people around you.

Funny Birthday Wishes For Best Friend Male Quotes, & Messages

Happy Birthday to my best friend. May we grow to be the hottest cougars around.

Happy birthday to a person that is charming, talented, and witty, and reminds me a lot of myself.

Happy birthday to you today, my friend!
You truly are a best friend like no other. I mean, who else would still want to be my friend after knowing all of my crazy quirks? Perhaps you’re the crazy one after all!

Happy Birthday, even though she knows how often these bodies are hidden under the house and how many ghosts are in my closet, to someone who is really my friend. One disturbed lady, I’ve found you. Happy Birthday, dearest and strangest friend of mine!

Happy Birthday to someone that is still my friend even though she knows how many bodies are buried under the house and how many skeletons are in my closet. I find you one disturbed woman. Happy Birthday, my dearest and weirdest friend!

Happy birthday. Thank you for always being older than me.

Happy birthday to one of my best friends! Here’s to laughing at our own jokes and keeping each other sane! Love ya.

Happy birthday, old man! Gray hairs may be emerging and wrinkles starting to form but try and enjoy your special day all the same!

Happy Birthday to the only guy I’d choose as a driver for my getaway!! May we have many more fun times together and exciting adventures.

I hope your birthday is as awesome as your hair in high school.

Happy birthday to my brother from another mother! although we aren’t blood-related, I still consider you to be my brother, all the same, my dear friend!

A great friend is like your favorite underwear set. They’re familiar, they’ve been with you for a lot of years, and they make you feel secure.

Cheers to you on your special day! I hope your day is as memorable as the day you were born.

May your Facebook wall be filled with birthday wishes from people you’ve never met haven’t seen in years, or genuinely couldn’t care any less about.

Happy birthday to someone I hope is my best friend even when we’re too senile to remember each other’s birthdays.

Happy birthday to a big kid at heart! I’ve known you since childhood and I can tell you from experience that you’re still just as fun and playful as you were back then!

Oh, let it go! Oh, let it go! Age can’t keep you back … Happy Birthday … from enjoying the fun. Just note, the older it gets, the wine tastes better.

If you were a Wonka bar, you would definitely be wrapped in the golden ticket. Happy Birthday, my fabulous friend.

It is your birthday! Remember that researchers have said that birthdays are good for your health and people who have more birthdays live longer. May you get more birthdays.

Everyone should have a great friend in their life, so I guess you’re lucky that you have me! Happy birthday to you, man!

Nice birthday! I hope you’ve got your best birthday yet! I want you to know how much our relationship I treasure. There’s nothing I wouldn’t do for you because you have a friend inside of me.

At this age, hangovers don’t hit like they used to. So make sure you cancel all your plans for tomorrow.

Happy birthday to someone I’ve known forever! You’re so lucky to have had such a wonderful, close friend like me in your life since childhood!

Cheers on a special day for you! Your day is, I think, as unforgettable as the day you were born.

Happy Birthday to my best friend! Please keep in mind that I only surround myself with people that I find awesome. I hope you have a great birthday.

At this point, birthdays are more like cruel reminders than celebrations. Let’s make the best of it.

Happy Birthday to my best friend. May we grow to be the hottest cougars around!! I hope your day is as fantastic as you are.

Happy birthday! On your special day, I want to thank you for all the wonderful childhood memories we created together! I’ll cherish them until I’m too old to remember them!

Happy birthday to my best friend. Without our conversations, my therapy bills would be outrageous.

At our age, drinking and eating cake isn’t anything special. That’s just called Thursday night. Hope your birthday is extraordinary!

Age is just a number, but in your case, it’s quite a large number indeed. Have a great birthday, my friend!

Happy birthday to a human who is already buried in his dog years.

Happy birthday, fucking beast! Often know that I love you — almost as much as she appreciates Kim Kardashian! Have a terrific day!

I really find it sad that the older we get, we have more candles than cake!! How is that fair? I think to compensate we have 2 pieces instead of 1. Sound good?? Happy Birthday! Now blow out the candles before the fire alarm goes off!

Can’t keep calm, it’s my best friend’s birthday.

Happy birthday to my unique best friend! I mean, you really are a one-of-a-kind boy; you’re unlike anybody else I’ve ever met! Whether that’s due to reasons better or for worse, I’ll leave that up to you to decide!

They say that you are the one with whom you associate yourself, and I think that makes me an amazingly smart, gorgeous human being because you are my best friend. Happy birthday to you my best friend, and I hope you’re as lovely as your day is!

Happy Birthday to one of the very few people whose Facebook statuses don’t make me want to pull my hair out and deactivate my account. I hope you have a great day surrounded by your friends and family. Now…I must solidify our friendship by wishing you a happy birthday on your Facebook page.

You don’t have birthdays — you level up! Happy level-up day to my best friend.

Out of all the billions of people in the world, what were the chances that I’d end up with you as my best friend! I guess fate works in mysterious ways and two equally peculiar souls like ours would be drawn to each other one way or another! Happy birthday!

I know that if someone heard us speak, they’d undoubtedly think that we had escaped from a mental hospital. My best friend’s Happy Birthday! I hope that together we have several more years of insane wild adventures!

Happy Birthday! Now when do we get to gossip about all the people you don’t know that wished you a happy birthday on your Facebook wall?!

Happy birthday to my best friend. Here’s to another year of spilling tea and making fun of other people’s Facebook posts.

The memories we have from our childhood can never be erased… Trust me, I’ve tried! Happy birthday to you, my old friend!

Today is the birthday of someone extraordinary. Someone as selfless and caring, as stunning and bubbly as they are. Someone with a 400-watt grin lights up a room. Someone of elegance and poise and a sweet tooth that is evil. Can you be that someone?! To my very best friend, Happy Birthday.

Knowing someone as fabulous as me should be the only present you need.

Happy Birthday to the only person I would want as my getaway driver!! May we have many more good times and unforgettable adventures together.

Happy birthday to a beautiful, funny, and charismatic friend of mine who reminds me a lot of myself in many ways! We’re so similar that it’s no wonder we get along so well! I hope you have a fabulous birthday today, at least as fabulous as we are!

A great friend is like your favorite pair of underwear. They’re comfortable, you’ve had them for a few years, and they make you feel confident.

One factor that will certainly help you live a long life and appreciate a long life is aging. So, don’t be afraid of 65, this is the greatest long-life medication! Happy birthday to an incredible best friend.

So because you are my best friend I feel it is only right to tell you the truth. YOU. ARE. OLD. Get over it already. Happy Birthday! Let’s get to the good stuff—cake & wine!

Happy birthday to my best friend ever! May your troubles be as few and far between as my grandmother’s teeth.

I am a true friend, buddy. I’ll always remember your birthday but as a courtesy and out of respect for you, I’ve chosen to stop keeping track of your age! In my mind, you’re only as old as you feel! Happy birthday to you!

Happy Birthday to someone else who knows the machine tone that connects to the AOL phone line … and knows the VCR tone that rewinds the VHS tape and the sensation of utter pleasure as it’s actually going to ‘lock’ and be right at the beginning. Best mate, I love you! I expect your birthday to be strong, and no, I don’t mean the gravitational force of the planet. Happy Birthday, my sweet friend!

Happy Birthday! Did you want to go tour the old folks’ home and pick up an application? I hear BINGO is on Tuesdays and wheelchair races are Saturday at 2 pm.

You are my best friend, my human diary, and my other half. Good thing your other half is so wonderful.

We might have grown up but that doesn’t mean we have to grow up bestie! Some things will never change! Happy birthday to you!

Nice birthday! Will you want to go home and see the old folks to pick up an application? I hear BINGO is on Tuesdays and there are wheelchair races at 2 pm on Saturday. Happy Birthday, my friend!

I don’t think life is like a box of chocolates. I think life is like an Almond Joy. You bite into it and get a mouthful of flakes and then you have to eat thru the flakes to find those 2 perfect and delicious nuts. You and I are the nuts!! Happy Birthday from one nut to another.

Happy birthday to my lovely friend. The best facial makeover as you get older is smiles all the way.

Late in the evening, far, far away there is a glow beyond the horizon, and I know deep in my heart… It’s your birthday cake.

Someone as uniquely smart and as funny as you, my friend, deserves an equally unique and hilarious birthday!

I’m wishing you a day that’s both full of laughs and many touching, memorable moments! Happy birthday to you, my best bud!

Happy birthday to a beautiful friend of mine. Smiles all the way are the perfect face makeover when you grow older.

There’s one thing that can definitely make you live long and enjoy a long life, and that is aging. So, don’t be afraid to age, it’s the best prescription for long life! Happy birthday to a wonderful friend.

Happy birthday to a person who regularly makes me pee myself with laughter. By the way, that’s going to happen more and more the older we get.

Isn’t it funny how most people mature and grow up as they age, yet you cleverly continue to defy getting older by not doing those things? I guess that must only mean you’re getting younger then, bestie! Happy birthday to you!

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