101+ Funny Birthday Wishes For Best Friend, Quotes & Messages

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Best Friend or Best Friends may refer to Someone with whom one shares the strongest type of friendship.

Happy birthday, my great friend. I wish you long life, and I’m sure you love that wish. But, let me warn you; the day you start buying anti-aging cream, you may intercept the long-life wish, because aging is the only way to live a long life!

I will sing Happy Birthday to you so much you’ll wish you’d never been born… Happy Birthday!

Having a smart, funny, and wonderful person as a best friend must be something truly special and a great gift in itself. You really are quite lucky, my man!
I’m wishing you all the best on your birthday today, pal!

Happy 45th birthday, a buddy of mine. Do not think about the growing wrinkles, you should be thankful for your blessings instead.

Funny Birthday Wishes For Best Friend

Funny Birthday Wishes for Best Friend

Happy birthday to my lovely friend. The best facial makeover as you get older is smiles all the way.

Late in the evening, far, far away there is a glow beyond the horizon, and I know deep in my heart… It’s your birthday cake.

Someone as uniquely smart and as funny as you, my friend, deserves an equally unique and hilarious birthday!
I’m wishing you a day that’s both full of laughs and many touching, memorable moments! Happy birthday to you, my best bud!

Happy birthday to a beautiful friend of mine. Smiles all the way are the perfect face makeover when you grow older.

There’s one thing that can definitely make you live long and enjoy a long life, and that is aging. So, don’t be afraid to age, it’s the best prescription for long life! Happy birthday to a wonderful friend.

Knowing someone as fabulous as me should be the only present you need.

Happy Birthday to the only person I would want as my getaway driver!! May we have many more good times and unforgettable adventures together.

Happy birthday to a beautiful, funny, and charismatic friend of mine who reminds me a lot of myself in many ways! We’re so similar that it’s no wonder we get along so well! I hope you have a fabulous birthday today, at least as fabulous as we are!

A great friend is like your favorite pair of underwear. They’re comfortable, you’ve had them for a few years, and they make you feel confident.

Happy Birthday, my dear friend. I hope you don’t mind that I invited Sir Robert Mondavi and Sir Yellowtail over for dinner tonight.

Happy birthday to one of the few people whose birthday I can remember without a Facebook reminder.

Sooner than you think, there will be no point in colouring your hair; it’s all going to start falling out, and then you will have to buy a wig anyway. So stop worrying about the inevitable. I wish you a spectacular and funny birthday and many more amazing days to come, dear friend!

Happy Birthday to the only guy I’d choose as a driver for my getaway!! May we have many more fun times together and exciting adventures.

I hope your birthday is as awesome as your hair in high school.

Happy birthday to my brother from another mother! although we aren’t blood-related, I still consider you to be my brother, all the same, my dear friend!

A great friend is like your favorite underwear set. They’re familiar, they’ve been with you for a lot of years, and they make you feel secure.

Cheers to you on your special day! I hope your day is as memorable as the day you were born.

Happy birthday to someone I hope is my best friend even when we’re too senile to remember each other’s birthdays.

Everyone should have a great friend in their life, so I guess you’re lucky that you have me! Happy birthday to you, man!

My dear friend’s Happy Birthday. I imagine we’ll be roommates or, at least, across the hall from each other when we’re old and our future children put us in a house. Our dates for coffee & gossip will carry on!

Happy Birthday to my dear friend. I hope when we’re old and our future children put us in a home, we’ll be roommates or at least across the hall from each other. Our coffee & gossip dates will continue on!

Happy birthday to a person that is charming, talented, and witty, and reminds me a lot of myself.

Happy birthday to you today, my friend!
You truly are a best friend like no other. I mean, who else would still want to be my friend after knowing all of my crazy quirks? Perhaps you’re the crazy one after all!

Happy Birthday, even though she knows how often these bodies are hidden under the house and how many ghosts are in my closet, to someone who is really my friend. One disturbed lady, I’ve found you. Happy Birthday, dearest and strangest friend of mine!

Happy Birthday to someone that is still my friend even though she knows how many bodies are buried under the house and how many skeletons are in my closet. I find you one disturbed woman. Happy Birthday, my dearest and weirdest friend!

Happy birthday. Thank you for always being older than me.

You might want to forget about your birthday but I never could! I’ll take any opportunity to remind you that you’re getting older, my best friend! Happy birthday!

Happy Birthday, you dirty beast … and also happy new birthday! my best friends

Happy Birthday. I am finding it impossible to convey in words what your friendship means to me. I am either linguistically challenged or else our friendship is just that extraordinary there are no words. I hope you have an incredible day!

May your Facebook wall be filled with birthday wishes from people you’ve never met haven’t seen in years, or genuinely couldn’t care any less about.

Happy birthday to a big kid at heart! I’ve known you since childhood and I can tell you from experience that you’re still just as fun and playful as you were back then!

If you were a Wonka bar, you would definitely be wrapped in the golden ticket. Happy Birthday, my fabulous friend.

It is your birthday! Remember that researchers have said that birthdays are good for your health and people who have more birthdays live longer. May you get more birthdays.

Well, the conclusion I always come to is that I must have done something severely wrong in a past life to deserve such a punishment! I’m just messing with you, bestie! Happy birthday to you!

From one old hag to another, happy birthday! I hope your day is full of laughter, and family and friends surround you.

I would wish for all of your dreams to come true, but then it would be tough for me to find out a wish for you next year, so let me just say happy birthday!

To a friend of mine who it feels like I’ve known for all eternity, I’m wishing you a truly wonderful birthday today!

I’m going to go ahead and make your day. My good mate, happy birthday. I haven’t even signed into Facebook to be told it was a special day for you. I hope you’ll make it a wonderful one.

What are all those flashing lights outside? That’s only the fire department. Afterward got out about how many candles you were having on your cake this year they weren’t taking any chances. Happy Birthday!

Today would have been the perfect occasion to write sweet words about the greatest, most spectacular, uniquely exquisite friend in the world, but I already finished my autobiography a month ago.

I will go ahead and make your day. Happy Birthday, my good friend. I didn’t even log on to Facebook to be told it was your special day. I hope you make it a great one.

I’m so glad we’ve managed to make this friendship work despite the generational difference.

Happy birthday to you today, my dear best friend! You, my friend, are a truly unique guy and anything but ordinary. you’re simply unlike any other!

On your special day, I have one important piece of advice to give you. Being a year older now the one bit of wisdom I feel obliged to give you … don’t EVER pass a toilet without having a pitstop. Happy birthday.

Friend, is your old age getting to you now? Well if it will make you feel any better just know that it won’t last that long. You can’t be old forever! Get out and enjoy your day. Happy Birthday!

I’m such a good friend, I forgot how old you are.

Happy birthday, my friend! Just remember, as a general rule of thumb the more gray hair you have the more wisdom you hold!

Age is a number, but your calculator is life. Happy birthday my best friend.

Happy Birthday to you! Happy Birthday to you! You smell like a pig and you live like one too! I love you and I hope you have the best birthday yet! I’m so glad we’re best friends! Oink! Oink!

At our age, drinking and eating cake isn’t anything special. That’s just called Thursday night. Hope your birthday is extraordinary!

Age is just a number, but in your case, it’s quite a large number indeed. Have a great birthday, my friend!

Happy birthday to a human who is already buried in his dog years.

Oh, let it go! Oh, let it go! Age can’t keep you back … Happy Birthday … from enjoying the fun. Just note, the older it gets, the wine tastes better.

Nobody knows where the years have gone, it seems like it’s only been a short time. How have you not aged a day when the years have left me all gray? It’s your party, I’ll cry if I want to. Cry if I want to. You would cry too if gray happened to you! Happy Birthday, my beautiful friend! May the years continue to be kind!

At this age, hangovers don’t hit like they used to. So make sure you cancel all your plans for tomorrow.

Happy birthday to someone I’ve known forever! You’re so lucky to have had such a wonderful, close friend like me in your life since childhood!

Cheers on a special day for you! Your day is, I think, as unforgettable as the day you were born.

Happy Birthday to my best friend! Please keep in mind that I only surround myself with people that I find awesome. I hope you have a great birthday.

At this point, birthdays are more like cruel reminders than celebrations. Let’s make the best of it.

Happy birthday, bestie! Everybody has that one crazy friend who is always making everyone laugh, and I’m so proud to say that you’re mine, girl!

My best friend’s Happy Birthday! Bear in mind, please, that I only associate myself with individuals I find cool. I hope you’ll have a wonderful birthday.

Happy Birthday you magnificent bastard! I bet your house is filled with many leatherbound books… and stinks of rich mahogany!!!

One factor that will certainly help you live a long life and appreciate a long life is aging. So, don’t be afraid of 65, this is the greatest long-life medication! Happy birthday to an incredible best friend.

At 21, we looked forward to drinking. At 25, we could rent a car. Now the next milestone is… discount dining at Denny’s.

Girl, you’re the big yellow sunshine in my life that warms my heart and brightens my days! I’m sending you the most beautiful birthday wishes today, my lovely best friend!

You magnificent bastard, Happy Birthday! I bet a lot of leather-bound books fill your home … and stink of rich mahogany!!!

Happy Birthday! I hope this birthday is your greatest birthday yet! I want you to know how much I treasure our friendship. “There isn’t anything I wouldn’t do for you cause you’ve got a friend in me.

I got tired of counting candles on your birthday cake so we can just relight a few times.

Happy birthday to a guy with great taste in friends! As your best friend, I’m a prime example of the high caliber you look for in a buddy!

Thanks for visiting us, Enjoy the birthday party of your friend. Keep smile be happy.