70+ Funny Birthday Quotes For Best Friend, & Wishes

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Life is like a box of chocolates, I don’t think. I think life is like the Pleasure of an Almond. You crack through it to have a mouthful of flakes and then you have to chew through the flakes to find the 2 nuts that are great and tasty. You and I are the wild ones!! From one nut to another, Happy Birthday friend.

Happy Happy Birthday! I hope you celebrate your day! Happy Happy Birthday! I hope you drink and dance and play! Happy Happy Birthday! I hope you enjoy your special day!

Happy birthday, best friend! It is amazing the number of years we have known each other. Why have we put up with each other for so long? Do you think it’s because we like each other? Nope, it’s quite simple, we just know too many of each other’s secrets.

I wanted to get you something special for your birthday this year as you deserve only the very best, my friend!

Happy birthday to a friend! I hope that you’re celebrating your day! Happy birthday of pleasure! I hope you’re laughing and laughing and playing! Happy birthday of pleasure! I hope you love this special day of yours!

Funny Birthday Quotes For Best Friend

May you grow old and rich, so that you can leave me a big inheritance.

If you were milk or cheese I would definitely have to throw you out but since I don’t see an expiration sticker on you and you don’t seem to smell…I’ll just assume you’re alright. Happy Birthday, my old but well-preserved best friend!

However, as I couldn’t find a gift that was good enough for such a loyal and longtime friend such as yourself, I didn’t get you anything at all! Happy birthday anyway!

I would certainly have to throw you out if you were milk or cheese, but because I don’t see an expiration sticker on you, and you don’t seem to smell … I’ll just say you’re all right. My old but well-preserved best mate, Happy Birthday!

It’s a well-known fact that cake and ice cream are 100% fat-free, calorie-free, sugar-free, GMO-free, gluten-free, and contain no high fructose corn syrup… on your birthday. Happy Birthday, my sweet friend!

I promise I’ll tell you if you start turning into your mother/father if you do the same for me.

Today, I am wishing a super happy birthday to one of my very first friends!

Age is only a number, they say …… but I personally think it’s a load of garbage. Saggy eyes, lines, and thin hair come with age. But don’t worry, you’re a couple of years out from all that. Happy Birthday, mate of mine!

They say age is just a number…..but personally I think that’s a load of crap. With age comes saggy skin, wrinkles, and thin hair. Don’t worry though, you’re a few years away from all that. Happy Birthday, my friend!

Remember that pact we made about getting married if we’re still single by 35? Well, you better put a ring on it.

My mind is drawing a blank right now, but you must have some good characteristics for us to have remained friends for as long as we have!

I got you an iron for your birthday. I know they suggest you tend to have a few creases when you get older … I wanted to make sure you were prepared. Yes, I remember. Yes, I remember.

I bought you an iron for your birthday. I know they say as you get older you start getting a few creases…I wanted to make sure you were prepared. I know. I know. I am a very thoughtful friend. Happy Birthday!!

From now on, we’re only doing brunch. Bedtime is 9:30.

Turning another year older doesn’t have to be all doom and gloom!

Happy birthday to a friend of mere merlot, I love it just as much! My fellow wine-issuer, I hope you have a wonderful day.

Happy Birthday to someone whose friendship I value almost as much as a glass of merlot! I hope you have a wonderful day, my fellow wine-oisseur.

I’ve always been able to trust you with all of my secrets, and now, even more so, because I’m not sure you’ll remember them!

Sure, you’re not getting any younger
but look on the positive side: you’re
a year closer to retirement!

Shoot your candles out and make a wonderful wish! Let’s get this cake sliced and enjoy the dish! I hope you’ll have a nice birthday and enjoy all the cake and ice cream that you love. Thank you for the connection you share.

I hope you enjoy your birthday as much as my dog enjoys chasing his own tail! (..and that’s a heck of a lot!) Happy Birthday, best friend.

I always knew we’d be friends till we were old and gray… but the gray part came a lot sooner than I expected.

Happy birthday to my sometimes crazy but always fabulous best friend!

As much as my dog loves chasing his own butt, I hope you love your birthday! Happy Birthday, best friend. (… and that’s a hell of a lot!)

Happy Anniversary of your 29th Birthday! How many years have we been celebrating this birthday now?? Happy Birthday to my very best friend. I cherish our friendship… even if you are staying the same age and not getting any older!

I’m so glad I found you all those years ago. Making friends at this age would suck.

Having a fun gal pal who is always full of life like you means that there’s never a dull moment when you’re around. You’re always the life and soul of any party!

Happy birthday, my bosom friend. I long for you every day as I would long for food. Please, are you available for my next meal?

Here’s another year of laughing before we piss, moaning until we’ve got our noses dripping with snot, and talking until we’ve got a hoarse voice! My best mate, Happy Birthday! Cheers to getting older for another year!

The older I get, the more I dislike people. Glad you made the cut before it was too late!

My man is getting older today. Another year and so many memories. Happy birthday, dude!

I’m a friend with tremendous thinking. Happy birthday!! Happy birthday!!

My sweet girl, I thought of the best gift for you on this special day and only one thing could cross my mind – to paste 25 hot kisses on your tender cheeks. But, that’s only if your cheeks won’t be in flames! Happy birthday to my special girl.

Please promise me you’ll never be one of those people our age who shocks me with how grown up they act.

From the bottom of my heart, I’m wishing you the best, and I’m hoping time starts to slow down, or else you’ll soon become an old man!

Good morning, my fellow bosom. Every day, I long for you like I’d like to feed you. Are you ready for my next meal, please?

Dear sweet friend, my special wish on your birthday is that you will live long. Well, that may also mean having long wrinkles on your face. How about that?

The good news: is we’ve been friends for all these years. The bad news: it’s been a lot of years.

Happy birthday to my best bud! On your special day this year, may all of your wildest dreams come true! On second thoughts, maybe not your wildest ones…

My little child, on that special day I was dreaming of the perfect gifts for you, and one thing I should do was paste 25 kisses on your delicate cheeks. I thought about it. Still, only if the cheeks are not going to be on fire! My unique girl’s happy birthday.

Sweetheart, the older you are, the wiser you become. How about expediting your age, so that you can become the wisest person on earth? Best wishes on your birthday.

Remember when we thought the wine was so sophisticated? Now it’s the only thing people our age drink.

Happy birthday to someone I can actually just about tolerate being around on a daily basis! But really, in all seriousness,
you’re a fantastic friend and a joy to spend time with! I hope that you have a birthday that’s as fantastic as you are, best bud!

Little buddy, I would particularly like you to live long on your birthday. Ok, maybe it means it your face still has long wrinkles. How about that? How about that?

My dear, as you celebrate your birthday today, forget the ugly past because it is past, and focus on the present since it’s here with you. So, don’t expect any other ‘present’, it’s already here with you! Happy birthday to a wonderful friend.

From now on we should give our ages in Roman numerals. We’ll sound smart, and it will take people a while to figure out how old we are.

Growing up, we shared many laughs as kids and we’re still laughing together to this very day!

My candy treat, on your birthday, I have one wish – can I watch your movies all day instead of us? I’ll always be glad for your birthday. My lovely friends, happy birthday.

My sweet pie, I have just one request on your birthday – can I watch you all day instead of us going to see the movies? That will surely make me happy on your birthday. Happy birthday to my beautiful babe.

Like any good friend, I got you only the most practical gifts… prune juice, Depends, and a whole lot of alcohol.

Congratulations to you on your special day today, my friend, and here’s to many more years of belly-laughing moments!

My dear friend, as a birthday contribution I don’t want to give you a flower because it’s going to wither. I definitely have a rare talent that won’t get wither – my love for you is unending! Your birthday nice wishes.

My darling friend, I don’t want to give you a flower as a birthday gift because it will wither. There’s a special gift from me that will surely not wither – my undying love for you! Sweet wishes on your birthday.

May your special day be sweet and spicy just like you, bestie!

What’s the age rule for dating? Half your age plus seven years? So for you, that’s… never mind. If I say they’re too young, they’re too young.

I’m sorry to be the one to tell you but we’ve had a call from the fire department to say that they know how old you’re turning today and that your birthday cake is for sure going to be a fire hazard!

Dear, would you like a gift from GETAWAY? Yeah, I don’t want you to leave me, you’re always going to be my dearest friend! I mean with you only for time alone, away from all the rest. Happy, darling pal. Happy birthday.

I started rhyming the alphabet I wrote down this morning and discovered that I missed ‘U’. Then, I suddenly realized it wasn’t the letter U that I missed, but YOU, my darling friend. Happy birthday!

We’ll just have to find some other, safer way to celebrate this grand age of yours! Happy birthday!

Nice friend’s amusing birthday post. In the picture of an ointment on top of a cute cupcake. Throw me! Blast me! Throw me!

Sweet friend, the older you become, the wiser you get. How about getting older by the day, so that you will become wiser by the day? Have a swell time on your birthday, my dearest friend.

Happy birthday to my best friend. May we grow to be the hottest cougars around!

Today I am wishing a very happy birthday to my bestie who seems to age more gracefully than anyone else I know!
Honestly, if you were to bottle and sell your age-defying secret you would instantly become a millionaire, girl!

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