101+ Best Funny Anniversary Wishes, Quotes, & Messages

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It’s all about love and respect as long as you realize your parents trapped you both to suffer the same as they did! Happy anniversary!

Let’s keep making memory after memory together, even though you’re losing yours.

You know, chai is everything to me, but I love you equal to chai. Cheers to our anniversary, hubby!

You have been the Bonnie to my Clyde, the Ying to my Yang, the sweet to my sour! A very happy anniversary to us!

I know you appreciate the fact that before we were married you didn’t know there was a wrong way to put the milk back in the fridge.

Funny Anniversary Wishes

Happy Anniversary to the best first husband I’ll ever have.

99% of being married is just shouting ‘WHAT?’ from other rooms. – Anonymous

Marriage is a journey that takes you from ‘you are the best I’ve ever known to ‘you are good for nothing. Happy anniversary!

I’d take a bullet for the dog at our place, but maybe not for you. You are still my favorite person, though—love, happy anniversary.

Wishing you both a year of smiling faces, romantic memories, and moments that make your hearts sing. Happy anniversary!

Marriage is just texting each other – “do we need anything from the grocery store?” – until one of you dies.

It is remarkable how long we have tolerated each other.

Happy Anniversary. I think you’ve already found out why the word ‘Grocery’ is more relatable to Marriage than Love!

I’m completely not sick of you yet.

The chutney to my momos is you. Cheers to another year, baby. I hope that as much as we enjoy street food, so will our love.

It’s not always easy to make a marriage work, but the two of you have proved once again that true love knows no barrier. Happy Anniversary!

I think men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry.

Marriage: when dating goes too far.

A marriage anniversary is the celebration of so many things. Love, trust, partnership, quarrels, tolerance, and tenacity, and the list goes on till it becomes like, ‘Well, what do we have to celebrate for now?

Through thick and thin? I used to be thin, and now I’m thick, but I still love you more than ever. Congrats on our anniversary.

The best choice you’ve ever made has now been in effect for another year. Happy anniversary, you fortunate man.

Congratulations on another year of happy marriage. Happy anniversary!

Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity

Sorry, no refunds! Happy anniversary!

Marriage is like a soap opera that you make fun of on social media, but you still have to watch it because your mom likes it!

We go together like “copy” and “paste.” Happy Anniversary, Baby!

I pray that every Janam, you’ll have me as your bride. I’m kidding, of course—or am I? Happy anniversary, nonetheless!

Love is like a fun, wild rollercoaster ride, so hang on and enjoy the ride! Happy anniversary!

Marriage is a three-ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.

I’ll love you even when you’re old and wrinkly.

I opened my mailbox today. Surprisingly, there was no divorce letter to be found. Happy anniversary love!

We have a love-hate relationship – we love one another and hate to be without each other. I’ll follow you wherever you go, my Love.

Because I need someone to quarrel with constantly, you are why I love you so much. Haha! Happy Anniversary!

Today marks another year since you lost your independence, and you celebrate it by throwing a party?! Just goes to show that every year of marriage makes you that much stupider. Happy anniversary!

Marriage Has No Guarantees. If That’s What You’re Looking for, Go Live with A Car Battery.

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

Whenever I see the two of you, it makes me wonder if Shakespeare is alive and writing sonnets about your romance. Happy anniversary to both of you! Never change.

To say I fell hard for you is an understatement. I still love you now more than ever.

You add cheese to my otherwise “pizza-like” existence. Many happy returns!

Your anniversary is a reminder of all the ups and downs that you and your partner have braved together. Live a happy life filled with love for each other at every turn! Happy anniversary.

Happy anniversary! Just imagine if our marriage was functional as you make it appear on Facebook.

I love you more than carbs but less than cheese!

If I commit suicide, you’ll be the first suspect on the list. Happy anniversary my love!

You’re Bogie, and I’m Bacall. Happy Anniversary Sweets!

Greetings on the anniversary of my favorite makeup face. You are my favorite.

God has truly compensated you for that face he gave you a while back by giving you such a beautiful wife. I’m glad you’ve built such a beautiful and happy life together. Happy anniversary!

A married couple is well suited when both partners usually feel the need for a quarrel at the same time.

I love you. Thanks for killing all the spiders this year.

Your criticism means so much more to me than the admiration of many men. That’s a lie, and you know it! Happy anniversary!

Three kids, two love birds, and one mortgage — We’re in this together. Love ya!

Another year of wonder! Happy anniversary to the hubby. I like the best out of everyone. I’m joking. I adore you a lot.

Wedding anniversaries are a great opportunity to act like a loving couple in front of everyone when all you really want to do is take a weekend in Vegas with the boys/girls. Happy Anniversary!

Thinking about it, I wouldn’t have married you if I wanted a peaceful life. My life would have been so unexciting and boring. Happy Anniversary!

If love is an amazing dream, then marriage is the alarm clock.

Life is too short to be in a long-lasting marriage. Isn’t it, darling? Happy anniversary!

They said love like ours would never last. What do they know? Happy Anniversary!

If given the option, I would always choose to marry you (unless Salman Khan was an option; in that case, I would ignore you). Much happy Anniversary, love.

A good marriage has highs and lows, fun times and hard times, and of course, secrets that you’ll both be taking to the grave. Congratulations, you’ve spent some pretty good years together. To our favorite partners in crime — Happy anniversary!

Thank you for marrying me and giving me a chance, To scream at you whenever I feel, And I am sure I have you to do the same in the future. So let us celebrate our Happy Anniversary

The four most important words in any marriage: I’ll do the dishes.

I have learned that marriage is a boxing ring. Thank you, partner, for smacking some sense into me. Love you.

Ok, so most of our candlelight dinners are when the electricity goes off. But you still keep me charged every day. Love you, and happy anniversary.

Happy Anniversary to my best hubby ever, my first husband.

It’s not about how many years you two have been together, it’s about how much fun you’ve had together. Happy Anniversary!

On our anniversary, let’s celebrate being one year closer to death do us part.

I assume God must have stuck some superglue between you two on the day of your wedding. Both of you seem so attached. Have a lovely happy anniversary!

Another revolution of the earth, and you still have me spinning head over heels in love. Congratulations on our Anniversary, Lover Boy!

On the event anniversary, I wanted to let you know how happy and confident I felt after bugging the crap out of you for all these years. Furthermore, I want you to know that I don’t intend to stop soon—cheers to another year, lovely husband.

Congratulations to you! You have successfully completed another year of marriage with your husband/wife. Happy anniversary!

Marriage is the only kind of fire that is never covered by insurance.

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end.

Leo Tolstoy wrote a book about us. It was titled “War and Peace.” Happy anniversary darling!

God proved his sense of humor when he matched you and me together. He also proved His genius. Three cheers, we made it another year, hubby!

The best people to confide in are your husbands since they never listen.

You two go together just like salt and pepper, bacon and eggs, peanut butter and jelly… Happy anniversary!

Before I thought I know what happiness is, I just realize what it was when I got married Then I woke up, it was already too late.

When someone is murdered, the police investigate the spouse first. That tells you everything you need to know about marriage. – Katherine Hepburn.

These days, I find myself smiling a lot. I must be going mad, or perhaps it’s because of you, darling. Happy anniversary!

Ok, after all these years, we have it figured out: You wear the pants, and I control the bank account. Happy Anniversary!

Happy anniversary to my unromantic husband, who still regards me in the same manner; as he regards other women.

Like a fine wine, the years only serve to make the bond between the two of you better. Happy Anniversary!

Married life is much like a deck of cards. You start off needing only two hearts and a diamond. The more years pass, you’ll just wish that you have a club and a spade instead!

I think men who have pierced ears are better prepared for marriage. They have experienced pain and bought jewelry. – Rita Rudner

I have given up watching comedy shows because I love watching the two of you quarrel in the comical fashion that you always do. Congrats on your anniversary!

Peanut butter and jelly are not a finer match. Cheers to our Anniversary!

When I look at you, I occasionally can’t help but smile. After all, you married the most innovative and attractive lady in the world. Happy anniversary, sweetheart.

The smile on your faces as you look at each other shows the pure joy of your marriage. Happy anniversary to the most wonderful couple I have ever known!

Happy anniversary! I want to spend the rest of my money with you.

Grammatically speaking, I consider you to be a period. Because you complete the sentence of my marriage.

Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity. Let’s celebrate while we can – happy anniversary!

Most couples complement each other’s looks, but you both complement each other’s souls. May you always be together? Happy Anniversary!

Marriage is basically just whispering, ‘Are you awake? I need to show you this cat video.

The day I got married, I tore the calendar in half. It was because I wanted to share my days with you. Happy anniversary.

Happy Anniversary from someone that you’re probably shocked knew it was our anniversary.

Congratulations on another year together in your never-ending love story. Happy anniversary to my favorite couple!

My dear husband, I want you. To do more around the house.

An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have: the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. – Agatha Christie

Marriage is a battlefield where the wife always wins. Wishing you so many victories ahead! Happy anniversary!

Today we celebrate your most difficult accomplishment, staying married to me all these years.

It’s awesome to see you don’t get tired of each other, even after all these years. Happy anniversary!

Marriage is a workshop… where the husband works & wife shops.

Unless you want to forget about your marriage, it’s a good idea to remember your anniversary. – Melanie White

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