101+ Best Anniversary Wishes For Husband Funny

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I opened my mailbox today. Surprisingly, there was no divorce letter to be found. Happy anniversary love!

Let’s keep making memory after memory together, even though you’re losing yours.

Congrats! Cheers to a different year of struggling and misery.

Marriage is the name of sacrifice and understanding each other, and I am happy that you have learned it very well. Happy anniversary, dear husband!

You know, chai is everything to me, but I love you equal to chai. Cheers to our anniversary, hubby!

Anniversary Wishes For Husband Funny

Happy Anniversary to the best first husband I’ll ever have.

99% of being married is just shouting ‘WHAT?’ from other rooms.

Whenever I see the two of you, it makes me wonder if Shakespeare is alive & writing sonnets about your romance. Happy anniversary to both of you! Never change.

Happy Anniversary to the best first husband I’ll ever have.

A day of loving; A week of the quarrel; A month of war; A year of marriage Happy Anniversary!

On this anniversary, let’s gather our memories together, even though you are losing yours.

I’d take a bullet for the dog at our place, but maybe not for you. You are still my favorite person, though—love, happy anniversary.

My dear husband, I want you. To do more around the house.

It is remarkable how long we have tolerated each other.

I have learned that marriage is a boxing ring. Thank you, partner, for smacking some sense into me. Love you.

I’m completely not sick of you yet.

Let’s keep making memory after memory together; even though you’re losing yours. Happy Wedding Anniversary, Love!

Even though you are gaining weight every year but I still love you because your love for me is also increasing every year. Happy anniversary, sweetheart!

The chutney to my momos is you. Cheers to another year, baby. I hope that as much as we enjoy street food, so will our love.

Marriage is a workshop… where the husband works & wife shops.

I assume God must have stuck some superglue between you two on the day of your wedding. Both of you seem so attached. Have a lovely happy anniversary!

Marriage: when dating goes too far.

Through thick and through thin? I used to be thin, and now I’m thick, but I still love you more than ever. Congrats on our anniversary.

I want to be with you like “copy” and “paste” even if you want “cut” and “paste”. Happiest of anniversaries to my handsome husband.

The best choice you’ve ever made has now been in effect for another year. Happy anniversary, you fortunate man.

I pray that every Janam, you’ll have me as your bride. I’m kidding, of course—or am I? Happy anniversary, nonetheless!

My husband said he needed more space… So I locked him outside!

Sorry, no refunds! Happy anniversary!

These days, I find myself smiling a lot. I must be going mad, or perhaps it’s because of you, darling.

We go together like “copy” and “paste.” Happy Anniversary, Baby!

I’m completely not sick of you yet. Happy Wedding Anniversary, Sweetheart!

I am sure after this much time you have finally understood who is the real boss in the house. Keep celebrating and presenting gifts.

Because I need someone to quarrel with constantly, you are why I love you so much. Haha! Happy Anniversary!

Husbands are the best people to share a secret with because they never listen anyway.

I’ll love you even when you’re old and wrinkly.

I have given up watching comedy shows because I love watching the two of you quarrel in the comical fashion that you always do. Congrats on your anniversary!

We have a love-hate relationship – we love one another and hate to be without each other. I’ll follow you wherever you go, my Love.

Through thick and through thin? I used to be thin and now I’m thick, but I still love you more than ever. Congrats on our anniversary, husband!

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.

On this special day, I am so happy to say that finally, you have learned the skill to buy gifts but this does not mean that there is no space for improvisation. Happy anniversary!

You add cheese to my otherwise “pizza-like” existence. Many happy returns!

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

Grammatically speaking, I consider you to be a period. Because you completed the sentence of my marriage.

To say I fell hard for you is an understatement. I still love you now more than ever.

We have a love-hate relationship – we love one another and hate to be without each other. I’ll follow you wherever you go, my Love. Happy Wedding Anniversary, dear!

My dear husband, I enjoy irritating you on every anniversary and hopefully, I will be having lots of such opportunities. Happy anniversary!

Greetings on the anniversary of my favorite makeup face. You are my favorite.

Holy crap. We’re still married? You’re still my husband? Happy anniversary, I guess. I love you!

I love you more than carbs but less than cheese!

The day I got married, I tore the calendar in half. It was because I wanted to share my days with you.

You’re Bogie, and I’m Bacall. Happy Anniversary Sweets!

Three kids, two love birds, and one mortgage — We’re in this together. Love ya! Happy Anniversary Baby!

Congratulations my dear husband on surviving another year of struggling and misery successfully. I’ll keep giving you such wonderful opportunities. Happy anniversary!

Another year of wonder! Happy anniversary to the hubby. I like the best out of everyone. I’m joking. I adore you a lot.

On our anniversary, I want you to know how much happiness and satisfaction I got from annoying the hell out of you all these years. I also want you to know that I have no plans of stopping anytime soon. Happy anniversary, dear husband!

I love you. Thanks for killing all the spiders this year.

Happy anniversary, my favorite clown. Thank you for making my marriage a circus. Wouldn’t have it any other way or a happy anniversary.

They said love like ours would never last. What do they know? Happy Anniversary!

I was thinking of going to the confectionery, but I already have the sweetest thing in the world at home. Happy anniversary, dear!

A day of loving, A week of quarrel, A month of war, and A year of marriage. Happy anniversary to my wonderful husband.

If given the option, I would always choose to marry you. Much happy Anniversary, love.

My dear husband, I want you. To do more around the house.

If love is an amazing dream, then marriage is the alarm clock.

You’re like a live wire because whenever I’m around you, I can feel the sparks of love.

Ok, so most of our candlelight dinners are when the electricity goes off. But you still keep me charged every day. Love you and happy anniversary.

With flowers in my hands and a smile plastered to my face, I rejoice for both of us being alive to this day. A solemn, happy anniversary, baby!

Marriage is like a battlefield! You always have to be prepared for war. Happy anniversary though!

Happy Anniversary to my best hubby ever, my first husband.

Happy anniversary to my husband, who still looks at me the way he looks at other women.

The four most important words in any marriage: I’ll do the dishes.

Thank you, husband, for being my personal bank. Know that your client loves you sincerely.

Another revolution of the earth, and you still have me spinning head over heels in love. Congratulations on our Anniversary, Lover Boy!

My husband has made me religious. I pray to God for salvation every day now. Happy anniversary, my lovely demon.

Remembering the anniversary means there is a margin of forgetting the birthday. So, happy anniversary.

On the event anniversary, I wanted to let you know how happy and confident I felt after bugging the crap out of you for all these years. Furthermore, I want you to know that I don’t intend to stop soon—cheers to another year, lovely husband.

Sometimes I look at you and I just can’t help but feel happy for you. After all, you married the world’s most beautiful and brilliant woman. Happy anniversary, dearest husband.

On our anniversary, let’s celebrate being one year closer to death do us part.

Ok, so most of our candlelight dinners are when the electricity goes off. You still keep me charged every day. Love you and happy anniversary.

God proved his sense of humor when he matched you and me together. He also proved His genius. Three cheers, we made it another year, hubby!

Beautiful things in life are often short-lived. And yet, I am fortunate enough to be holding your hands to this day. Happy anniversary, my love!

If love is a beautiful dream, then marriage is definitely a nightmare. Keep celebrating this nightmare with a happy face.

The best people to confide in are your husbands since they never listen.

Marriage is a relationship between two people in love where the other is always right and the other is called a husband.

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end.

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